Geek Jokes

So I'm studying for a quiz I have tomorrow in a course called "computers architecture"..
And as someone with ADHD... I get bored easily..
And so I've been online, looking for some computers funny jokes...
And I ran into few hilarious ones..

I have to state, non of the following jokes was written by me..
But I'm not writing any sources, because they are the same jokes everywhere, and I don't know who are the original writers of the jokes.

So the First one goes like this:

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?” The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu” “Please excuse my friend,” the second string says. “He isn’t null-terminated.”

Ahhhhh that's so funny....
“He isn’t null-terminated”... wohahahahaha!!!

And there is, of course, these two classics, that are related to when I'm studying right now...

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Then there's a joke I remember reading long ago...
And I remember laughing soooo hard after reading it...
It's really a great one for all those who know java...

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”

very long pause….






“Java.”

Want another one ?
Ok take this...

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance
Hahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D

I know non of these is new... but I laugh each and every time I read them :D

Ok, it's time to get back to studying....
See ya :D